MY BEST SELLER!

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Lying-April 1 copy

Can you believe it? Barns & Nobel just called ME to ask about stocking this book! Who would have thought that after all these years of writing, slaving over the keyboard, creating fictional worlds of love, grandeur, mystery… traipsing through all those stupid lighthouses, researching foreign lands I couldn’t care less about, answering insipid fan letters, sweltering in bookselling tents and running after book buyers with my hands out in desperation… I’ve finally hit the big time. Go figure.

You might notice there is no “buy link” in this post. That’s because the crappy publisher is behind in edits, and the printer is off today. Oh, and the cover models have filed a suit. Don’t look too closely at that cover, by the way, because we couldn’t get a high-res shot of the lighthouse so we borrowed this one from someone’s Pinterest page. I mean, who really cares?

Okay, gotta run. There’s a book signing in Needles I have to get to. Love you guys!!!